23
Jul

What the eff

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Jul
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Jul

swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

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AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY

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Jul
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Jul
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Jul

hieis-uncle:

pokemonpornblogger:

awesomeisred:

fuzzykitty01:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

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This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

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11mio. o.O just wow

I’m glad that my gif is still there

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Jul
rapidffire:

meanwhile on the beta, warlocks became even more op

rapidffire:

meanwhile on the beta, warlocks became even more op

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Jul
Anonymous said:

what`s your favourite element? Because mine it`s you :3

ragebreaker:

MOTHER

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FLIPPIN’

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FIRE

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BUT I’LL BE YOUR ELEMENT, BABY

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22
Jul

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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Jul

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

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Jul

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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Jul

kvotheunkvothe:

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

Schande.

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Jul

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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Jul

ulrikavolf16:

epic-vines:

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

You reacted properly

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Jul
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