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spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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Apr
filia-diaboli:

bluntgirl:

blazed-and-amused89:

loverubberduckyjr:

heartlesskuma:

baykeech:

thoroughlyginger:


wasp33:

There are two types of squirrels

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG

Thank you, inter webs. I really needed that smile.

Omg!! That was like totally unexpected!!! Hahhahahaha

"Hmm? I-Is…is that a fake? *sniff* yeah it’s fake. *grabs nut*"
"TAKE NO CHANCES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!"

Two types of squirrel

Oh thank you sweet baby Jesus, i needed a good laugh

lmaoo


Hhahahahahahah

filia-diaboli:

bluntgirl:

blazed-and-amused89:

loverubberduckyjr:

heartlesskuma:

baykeech:

thoroughlyginger:

wasp33:

There are two types of squirrels

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG

Thank you, inter webs. I really needed that smile.

Omg!! That was like totally unexpected!!! Hahhahahaha

"Hmm? I-Is…is that a fake? *sniff* yeah it’s fake. *grabs nut*"

"TAKE NO CHANCES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!"

Two types of squirrel

Oh thank you sweet baby Jesus, i needed a good laugh

lmaoo

Hhahahahahahah

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Apr

inspired by (x) and (x)

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Apr
  • me: ugh there are people here
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Apr

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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Apr
fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

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u wot mVIII

— roman era British saying. (via jethroq)  
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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

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Apr

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

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bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

For more facts, Visit / Follow Ultrafacts!

Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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mywarcraft:

Throne of Thunder Gastropods. In LFR they are the best thing ever.

mywarcraft:

Throne of Thunder Gastropods. In LFR they are the best thing ever.

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Apr
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Apr

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

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